“Kuda ng mga Bekimbels”

Naku ha, more-more na sa katanungan ang aking mga frednships na mga vilatchina sa kung ano daw ang aking mga kinukuda.
Wiz kasi nila knowing ang mga gay lingo kaya na-lucresia kasilag sila sa akiz. Kaya, eto at may I hanap akembang ng ilang mga gay lingo para aralin nila. Ewan ko ba naman kasi kung saan geographical settings ng earth galing itong mga friendships kiz.
Halos parehas din naman ng mga dati ng gay lingo, binibigyan lang ng ibang variations kasi nga naman sa panahon ngayon, parami na ng parami ang nakaka-alam ng gay lingo. Even the boys, alam na, huh?!
So, ano pang inaantay niyo mga frendships, go, go, go na and study your lessons at ng di ako nahihirapan sa kaka-esplika sa mga ine-espluk kiz sa inyo.

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT

“Girl!”, “Lolah!”, “Ateh!”, “Mamah!”, “Titah!”, “Sister!”, “Mother!”, “Bakla!”, “Beki”, “Mareng”, “Marze”

PROPER NOUNS

Ace Sanchez – a top
Aglipay – ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Ana, Anaconda – ahas, traidor
Anita Linda, Aida Macaraeg – A.I.D.S.
Ate Vangie – gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
Ate Vi – atrebida
Backstreet Boys – cute guys sa likuran mo
Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya – masturbate
Bebang, Mayta – maid
Becky Godinez – baklang pa-diosa ang emote
Blusang Itim – mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
Bonamin – lalakeng nagpapatira sa puwet
Brenda – may tama sa utak or brain damage
Carlo Orosa – nagpatira sa puwet
Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Katy Young – makati, malibog
Chabelita – chubby
Chanda Romero – tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman
Chiquito – maliit
Churchill – sosyal
Crayola Khomeni – iyak
Cris Aquino – taklesa, baklang walang pigil sa bibig
Dakota Harrison Plaza – malaki tite
Debbie Gibson – give
Dickies – lalakeng hugis etits ang pagmumukha
Duty Free – maliit ang nota
Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing – state of feeling horny
Eva Kalaw – evak
Felix Bakat – bakat ang tite (sa brief or pants)
Girlie Rodis – babae
Givenchy – give, pahingi
Halls – tsupa
Indiana Jones – hindi sumipot
Janjalani, Pocahontas – bakla na palaging late o indyanera
Jennilyn (Mercado) – cheap, chaka
Joana Paras – asawa
Jok-jok Volante/us – pok-pok
Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena – umuulan
Julie Andrews, Julie Vega – mahuli
Kelvinator, Kelvina – babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator
Korina – kuripot
Kring-kring Gonzales – may tuliling sa utak
Leticia Ramos Shahani – shabu
Lilet – bagets na bading
Lucita Soriano – loss na, sorry pa
Lucrecia Kasilag – baliw
Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez, Los Banos – talo, loss ang beauty
Lydia de Vega – tumakbo
Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson – mahal
Malay-Balay, Bukidnon – bahay na nasa bukid nakatayo
Manilyn Reynes – malibog
Miss Nigeria – negra
Murriah Carey, Morayta – mura
Nora Daza, Sylvia Sanchez – magluto
Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. – oh, promise me, pangako, utang
Phil Collins – Philcoa
Fureza de Amores, Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga – poor, dukha
Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci, Richie Alagao – mayaman
Rita Gomez – naiirita
Ruffa – laklak
Siete Pecados. Mimosa, L-300 (Van) – tsismosa
Sovietscaya Bacud – kabit, kerida
Thunder Cats, Thunder Dome, Tangerine – gurang
Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones – gutom
Uranus – puwet
Washington D.C. – wala
X-Men – mga dating lalaki
Yayo Aguila – dyahe
Zsa Zsa Padilla – o siya, sige!

ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS

48 years – sobrang tagal
affam – foreigner
antibiotic – antipatika
balaj, valaj – balahura
bella – boba
bigalou – big
biway, chopopo, guash – gwapo
bongga, bonggakea – super to the max
borta – malaki katawan
boyband – lalaking sintaba ng baboy
buya – nakakahiya
chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang – ugly
cheapangga, chipipay – cheap, ka-cheapan
chipipay – cheap
chopopo – gwapo
conalei – baklush
daki – dako
dites – dito
doonek – doon
effem – halatang bakla
emena gushung – malanding semenarista
fayatollah kumenis – payat
ganda lang – for free
ganders – maganda
intonses – sira, wasak
jongoloids – bobo
jowa, jowabelles, jowabella – karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend
jutay, juts – maliit
kabog, loss – talo!
katagalugan – matagal
katol – mukhang katulong
kirara – pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey – pumalakpak
krang-krang – hungry (same as Tom Jones)
krung-krung – sira ulo, baliw
lulu, tungril, tetetet – lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas – mabaho
majubis – mataba / gusgusin
matod – magnanakaw
nakakalurky – nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
neuro – napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
oblation – walang saplot
otoko – lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol – discreet gay guy
pinkalou – pink
pranella – praning
quality control – maganda ang quality
sangkatuts – marami, isang katutak
shala – sosyal
she-bam-bam – hilo o wala sa sarili
shogal – matagal
shokot, bokot – takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana – tanga
shonga-shonga – tanga-tanga
shonget, makyonget – ugly
shontis – buntis
sudems – never
tamalis – tamad
urky – nakakaloka
warla – loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw
wasok – contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”
wiz, waz – wala!
wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders – matanda

NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS

adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia – pera
akesh, akembang – ako
badet, dinga, dingalou, beki – bading
berru – beer
borlog – tulog, power nap
bottomesa, bottones – a bottom
bufra – boyfriend
carrou, carosa – car
cheese – chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid
constru – construction worker
daot – ahas, traitor
ditey, ditich, ditraks – dito
feelanga – crush
fiampey – singit, etits, flower
garapata – vaklush na punggok na majubis
gardini – security guard
oishi – shabu
gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong – babae
hada – oral gay sex
hammer – pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, “pokpok”
havana – mahabang mukha
hipon – maganda ang katawan pero panget
itich, itechlavu – ito
itich-me-how – etits, penis
jipamy – jeep
jowa, jowawis – lover, boy/girlfriend
jubelita – vaklita, batang bading
kat-kat – sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay – katulong
kyota – bata
kyotatalet – sanggol
likil, mentos, future – lalaki
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer – babae
nota, notes – penis
pa-uring – a bottom
performance artist – mahilig mag-inarte
potato queen – chink for chinks
red alert – menstruation
rice queen – chink folks who go for white guys (?)
colbam, sholbam – callboy
shulupi – pulubi
shumod, shumodity – tamod
suba, bugarou – cigarette
success story – babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na masalapi
katuray – baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
tayelz – tayo
tipelya – type
variables – barya, coins
wigwam – wig

VERBS

bacstroke – bugbugin
bet, fillet – gusto
bionic, bayas, bayis – magjakol
bona, kimbash, uring – tirahin sa pwet
bongkang, shongkang, tsuplukan – kumantot
booking – to hook up with someone
borlog, tulogsi – matulog
dramamin – umaastang lalaki
entourage, enter the dragon – pumasok
getluck – kuhanin
gora, godelya – go
hada, koflang, kops – suck
jeverly, kalaw, erna – dudumi
krompal – sampal, but with an attitude (kasi may kasamang kuko)
lafez, lafang, lafour – kain
nomo-nomo, normok – inom
payola – pay
rampage – rampa
rendez-vous – takbo
shonggal – tanggal
sight – look
strungga – nenok, nakaw

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lou
pinkalou – pink
carou – car
chuvalou – common __expression
chiva-lou – hada or bj
orangalou – anal sex from the root word oranga
pagurlalou – pa-girl
chufalou – hada
china
payolachina – pay
pangitchina – pangit
chupachina – blow job
mukachina – face
ra/delya
pagodora, pagodelya – tired
bongadera, bongadelya – ang ganda mo day
grabedora, grabedelya – grabe

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one pokels – piso
one hammer – P 100
one kiaw – P 1,000
P 1,553 – one kiaw, five hammer, at nyifti three pokels

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Spanish – Filipino Gaylingo
Chorizo de Bilbao – penis
Grande – malaki
Granada de Espa�a – grabe

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ANO ANG BAGONG TAWAG SA JOWA IN THE NEW MILLENIUM?
It depends.
Pag one-time hada lang: STUDIO CONTESTANT.
Pag more than once at frequent ang encounter: MONTHLY FINALIST.
Pag nagkaka-develop-an na: GRAND FINALIST.
Pag nagsasama na at ibina-bahay: LUCKY HOME PARTNER.
Pag call-in callboy: LUCKY TEXT PARTNER lang.

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Chorvah has its etymology from the Greek word cheorvamus meaning “for lack of the right word to say”, or “in place of anything you want to express but cannot verbalize”. Ibig sabihin pala, siya ay parang “aloha” sa wikang Hawaiiano, which can mean many, many things. “Chorvah” can be used as:

1. Noun: “ano” / “kwan” / “or something”
- “Ate Glow, kelan yung birthday chorvah ni Big Mike?”
- “Hoy, Vicky ‘to, whatcha gonna wear ba? The sporty or the chinese chorvah mo?
2. Adjective: used if you want to be polite.
- “Ang chorvah naman niyan!”
( So, ano ba? Pangit ba o maganda? Baduy ba or ang arte?)
They will never know what you really mean. How polite!
3. Verb: can replace any verb
- “Chorvah lang ng chorvah!”

Chorvah is such an amazing word, it lets you choose your own adventure. At least you will never be accused of putting words in somebody else’s mouth. If you don’t have anything to say, or you can’t find the right word to say, or you want to say something but you don’t know how to say it, just say CHORVAH!

(*Special thanks to the “Gay Lingo Dictionary” provider)